November 25, 2009

You're so K and you don't even like Choi's.

What I imagine Katy Perry would sing about her fobby Korean ex boyfriend if she had one. Oh yah, she would also make K, slang for KOREAN.

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The bff has landed...I'm pretty sure there will be some heinously inappropriate jokes made over a turkey soon. Buh-ring it.

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Pavlov's Dog 2.0

My dog jumps out of a deep sleep at the sound of my laptop closing.

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November 23, 2009

Does chamomille tea taste like shortbread cookies to anyone else? Or is that just a brain tumor talking?

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Itunes makes me sentimental

I used to listen to my itunes everyday at work. Now I have the tv for background music while I work. But when I go to starbucks I use the music to drown out this well-meaning schizophrenic guy who reads the newspaper outloud. Anyway, listening to my itunes on shuffle is kind of nostalgic for me and it makes me all mushy and shit. It also makes my brain procrastinate.

Like I was just listening to Prince’s Extraordinary from ‘The Vault: Old Friends 4 Sale’ and I just thought.. God, I want to be the cymbal crashes in someone’s Prince song. I know, I’m such a girl. I want a man who loves Prince and showtunes and pussy (duh).

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You are my computer love. Like Roger and Zapp status. You are the talk box to my 70's funk band.

I’m feeling extra share-ish today. I don’t need to hear anything back. Just let those warm feelings marinate in your soul. Maybe you can make a soup with it. I hear warm liquids keep the swine flu away.

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I'm making you a coat of pink cashmeeeeere

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kindafabulous: MASE!!!!!! I MISS YOU BOO BOO, where you been at??? So, I’ve been reading up on you on wikipedia, and it appears that you will be due for a comeback (another one) pretty soon, so please, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease bring your A-Game, because you had me jamming back in ‘97-2000, and I miss your smooth (deliciously monotone) voice. I’ll be waiting… grrrrrrrl, I loves me some Ma$e. The only reason The Clipse made it was cuz they sort of sounded like him. His voice makes me think…. 

kindafabulous:

MASE!!!!!!

I MISS YOU BOO BOO, where you been at???

So, I’ve been reading up on you on wikipedia, and it appears that you will be due for a comeback (another one) pretty soon, so please, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease bring your A-Game, because you had me jamming back in ‘97-2000, and I miss your smooth (deliciously monotone) voice.

I’ll be waiting…

grrrrrrrl, I loves me some Ma$e. The only reason The Clipse made it was cuz they sort of sounded like him. His voice makes me think…. 

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Margaret Cho's tweets about her dead dog are making me sad thinking about the possibility of me outliving my Weas.

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November 22, 2009
kindafabulous: overit: tesslynch: herestothefuture: metonymic: via a Basketcase. OMGWTF “One sells fantasies, the other sells ‘not butter’” Also, one works out at my gym! the lame one though. YEAH! And one of them has a really hairy, meaty ass!!!! ( I haven’t seen his package yet but i will definitely TUMBLR about it if I do.) BELIEVE DAT.  Say it ain’t so Don Draper, say it ain’t so

kindafabulous:

overit:

tesslynch:

herestothefuture:

metonymic:

via a Basketcase. OMGWTF

“One sells fantasies, the other sells ‘not butter’”

Also, one works out at my gym! the lame one though.

YEAH! And one of them has a really hairy, meaty ass!!!! ( I haven’t seen his package yet but i will definitely TUMBLR about it if I do.) BELIEVE DAT.

 Say it ain’t so Don Draper, say it ain’t so

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