July 2009
119 posts
just so my friends know, i can tell by the tone of...
(via molls)
I’m gonna rename my blog “via molls”
The perks of being a girl
kindafabulous:
hautelikecouture:
I stopped to get gas yesterday afternoon on my way home from work. A Pete’s Coffee truck pulled up on the pump next to mine. A handsome, middle aged man steps out, starts pumping gas. He asks me how I like my car. I shrug and say I miss my X5. We get to talking about cars and he tells me he has an Audi A6 (the equivalent to my 5 series). We talk for about 15...
One time in junior high...
I wrote on a piece of paper ” When Ursula wrote ‘Poor unfortunate souls’ she was thinking about your parents.” and stuffed it in a random locker.
Oh wait, I do have something to share.
The tumblr equivalents of the homecoming/prom king and queen of my personal internet universe both made an appearance in my dream this morning. And I say this morning because I had already woken up for the day, taken my mom to work and come back to the house. I ran into Molls and Ed at some comedy thing. Ed invited me and my sister Gina to have dinner with them but I was having trouble seeing on...
Remember when I updated this thing...
I had a visitor. So it was like I was on vacation. And we all know how long it took me to get back into the swing after Chicago/Denver. Stay tuned kittens.
Do as they say not as they do →
suckafuck:
soupsoup:youmightfindyourself:
This article about Ad Agency websites is 100% true… but here’s the thing. Agencies are B2B not B2C - I used to work for a marketing strategy company and we partnered with the biggest agencies in the country for our clients. Not only didn’t we need, but we didn’t want “web 2.0 sharing” across social networks, comments for random feedback, random small...
Yo quiero a tissue
The Taco Bell Chihuahua died. I just bought two tacos, I ate one then dumped the other out of its package onto the pavement for my dead homie. RIP player.
“I feel like Mike Tyson unzipped my skin and tried me on for shits and giggles.”
– This bitch right here.
Developing News
So it took exactly a day for the network news to find out about the connection between my family’s case and that murdered realtor. They actually showed the old footage from 10 years ago, it was wierd seeing my Uncle Poppy loading stuff into the u-haul from the charred house. I remember seeing it back then and being weirded out that we were news. I also remember how much of what they were...
Here's a link to the Daily Breeze article that... →
“I only have white friends to practice my guilting on.
Update: I also use them...”
– angles
meet angles
Odessa: Here's a picture of my half siblings.
Angles: yeesh, they're really unfortunate looking. It looks like your Dad's dick had diarrhea when he sired them.
“Your boyfriend is such a pussy, he has feline leukemia.”
– angles
The Esthetic of DRAG QUEEN-CHIC
kindafabulous:
I’m finding lately that many of my tastes and tendencies are evocative of a new (to me) esthetic that I like to call, “DRAG QUEEN-CHIC.” I’ve pondered this carefully, and here is my logic for why drag queen-chic is sometimes the only way I can artistically express myself (this is obviously a stereotypical generalization of the drag queen esthetic based on my drag queen...
molls:
So I just went upstairs to my mom’s room to lay on her bed with her and figure out our plans for tonight and I said, “Let’s look up movie times. I’ve seen The Hangover and Th-“
Then she interrupted me and said “HAVE YOU SEEN THESE?” and then she flashed me.
My mom just flashed me.
Dayyum molly’s mom, you so crazy!
Karma
I was just watching the news and they were running a story about the realtor who was found dead in a house he was supposed to show. That man is the brother of the woman who stole hundreds of thousands of dollars from my uncle then murdered him when he realized what she was doing. I feel for his children.
“I like dick today”
– The t-shirt Caitlin is going to make in homage to Lindsay Lohan. (Casey can’t get all the air time)
“…why spend mine when I can spend yours?”
– The Baddest Chick
Is this a house of cards cuz I see queens for days
Just got back to the room from the Liza at The Tent concert at Casino Morongo. Just me, my neighbor and a tent full of BOQ’s. I couldn’t believe the concert was in a tent. This woman just won a Tony for her show at The Palace! It was an AMAZING show. She actually got younger as the show went on. Or maybe my eyes were playing tricks on me because I didn’t blink the entire time. I...
“People tell me that I’m a gay man trapped in a woman’s body. The...”
– Ang
Steve: Dude, your breath smells like the holocaust.
Nick: haha nuclear holocaust
Steve: no, more like jewclear holocaust.
Nick: you're fucked up.
Steve: go brush your teeth Hitler.
“When you live by the projects, you die by the projects. And all your family...”
– Me + My mom.
